I think I just pissed myself omfg
(Source: iamjacobbb)
bahahah.
(Source: brittanypierce)
So I was in line at the grocery store earlier, and there was an older lady in line behind me. She saw that I was wearing a bracelet with rainbow on it. She then asked me if I was gay, which I replied no. She then told me to take the bracelet off because it’s for “faggots.” To that I say, “Well I happen to like ‘faggots’.” Then the cashier heard the conversation and told the woman that that particular register was for faggots only, and asked her to leave. The woman said that she wanted to speak to the manager. The manager came and guess what, he was gay.
Lets just say the woman left without her groceries.
Damn fucking right. I approve of this most definitely.
SORRY THIS LINE IS FAGGOTS ONLY
i like dese people
I get the worst feeling in the world whenever I see somebody eating alone at a restaurant. Especially cute old people :s
I just want to sit down with them and listen to “back in the good ol’ days” stories.
Ommgg totally!
Anonymous asked: do you masturbate?
Haha! Who doesn’t? :P
..my life